cumsquats: i wish i was a crouton
partybarackisinthehousetonight: is this cocaine gluten free
justmiraa: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
tinydragongina: If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.
theuppitynegras: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...– (via victorielle)
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
snapchatting: *sighs for 3 years straight*
grrrlfever: Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Perhaps if I just lay here on my Econ textbook, all the knowledge will absorb into my head by osmosis.
Anonymous asked: i heard you singing in annapolis and i had no idea you could sing!! write some of your own stuff and get famous already!!!
lumos5000: theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes someone found a real life plot hole
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”) Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this They should be happy most of us...
its-a-bingo: i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life. The most...– Kurt Vonnegut (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
That’s fucking bull shit, because I would never be caught dead in Georgia.– Lucifer (via historysaidwhat)